So I was rocken out on Tomb Raider 3 (my dad has most of the games for ps1 and i played them when i was like...... 4.)



and i was messing around in the house and i just noticed.


I.
Hate.

the.

butler.


he stalks you with his cup of tea. CUP OF TEA.

and he makes moaning noises and shuffles around.

the creepy thing is HE'S EVERYWHERE.

I MEAN FUCK. WHAT THE HELL LEAVE ME ALONE.


i go around in the gym, he's there
i got swimming, he's there
i look at fishes, he's there
i eat a muffin, HE'S. THERE.


i hate him with a firey passion